oh hi peter
awww you are a cutie
… peter?
PETER STAHP
PETER WHAT ARE U DOING
BUT PETER YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO GROW UP
BUT PETER
no fuck it i’m done
-Passes out and dies
Posted 17 hours ago | 19499 comments
Posted 17 hours ago | 137180 comments
i bought 46 doughnuts at the store today
If each pack has 12 doughnuts, wouldn’t it be 48 doughnuts??
i have 3 packs of 12 and 1 pack of 10 because they were all out of 12’s i know how to count my doughnuts son
Posted 17 hours ago | 79893 comments
So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all new furniture since like half their castle turned into people
Beauty and the Beast 2: The Trip to Ikea
Posted 17 hours ago | 179749 comments
When your friends come to you for advice:
“good… good, you’ve come to the right place.”
Posted 19 hours ago | 40346 comments
When I was a little kid…
getting 20/40 score in a test makes me go :
but now, getting a 20/40 is like :
Posted 19 hours ago | 35590 comments
The most horrific thing about getting close to someone is the thought that at any point, they could lose complete interest in you
Posted 19 hours ago | 88495 comments
Posted 19 hours ago | 14355 comments
4w-k:
im done w/ u
woW who told you that you coukd do that because i sure as hell didnt stAHP ONFG PLS STOP
fwehuifehiuhuilfew harry bby
what is my life
LOOK AT HOW CUTE HE LOOKS KLASJFLKAJSD BBY ILY
OH GOD PERFECT
Jesus take the prndl
more like mosbey take the prndl
mosbey will kill u
those lucky fuckin recycling bins
Posted 19 hours ago | 16890 comments
